{"id":3558,"date":"2009-12-19T12:32:19","date_gmt":"2009-12-19T18:32:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3558"},"modified":"2009-12-20T12:39:04","modified_gmt":"2009-12-20T18:39:04","slug":"3558","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3558","title":{"rendered":"Alcatraz is Spanish for &#8220;pelican&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure about this one.\u00a0 I had an inkling about two current storylines because of their similar themes sometime while I was in Las Vegas , but I don&#8217;t know if this is what I was going for.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t have PhotoShop available at the time, and yes, <em>IT WAS THE BOOZE<\/em>, okay?!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3559\" title=\"new-phantom\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-phantom.jpg\" alt=\"new-phantom\" width=\"865\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-phantom.jpg 865w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-phantom-250x101.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 865px) 100vw, 865px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;ve come to the conclusion that a &#8220;women in prison&#8221; plot isn&#8217;t really that interesting, and a &#8220;nature writer in prison&#8221; is ever less so.\u00a0<em> *sigh*<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Unlike mopey old Stripey-Butt, however, when Mark <strong>sees<\/strong> a <strong>problem<\/strong>, he acts on <strong>it<\/strong>! Go, <strong>Mark<\/strong>, GO!<em><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3564\" title=\"new-mt5\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-mt5.jpg\" alt=\"new-mt5\" width=\"650\" height=\"355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-mt5.jpg 650w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-mt5-250x136.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure about this one.\u00a0 I had an inkling about two current storylines because of their similar themes sometime while I was in Las Vegas , but I don&#8217;t know if this is what I was going for.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t have PhotoShop available at the time, and yes, IT WAS THE BOOZE, okay?! I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,12,8,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics","category-i-smell-something-funky","category-mark-trail","category-ghost-who-struts-his-stripey-firm-butt"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3558"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3558\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3563,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3558\/revisions\/3563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}