{"id":3577,"date":"2009-12-23T22:09:40","date_gmt":"2009-12-24T04:09:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3577"},"modified":"2009-12-23T22:09:40","modified_gmt":"2009-12-24T04:09:40","slug":"santa-claus-is-coming-to-santa-royale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3577","title":{"rendered":"Santa Claus is coming to Santa Royale&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and it looks like Jeff and Adrian have already been hitting the spiked eggnog\/&#8217;ludes\/hashish.\u00a0 Then again, if you spend the holidays with Mary Worth, anything to get through them is worth a try:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3579\" title=\"not-mw-239\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/not-mw-239.jpg\" alt=\"not-mw-239\" width=\"745\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/not-mw-239.jpg 745w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/not-mw-239-250x117.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 745px) 100vw, 745px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Jeff looks particularly loopy, either stoned or giddy with the realization after years and years of keeping company with Mary, they&#8217;ve never tied the knot &#8212; they&#8217;re <em>NOT<\/em> married.\u00a0 <em>NOT <\/em>family.\u00a0 The good doctor is delirious at the thought!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3578\" title=\"not-mw-240\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/not-mw-240.jpg\" alt=\"not-mw-240\" width=\"225\" height=\"165\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and it looks like Jeff and Adrian have already been hitting the spiked eggnog\/&#8217;ludes\/hashish.\u00a0 Then again, if you spend the holidays with Mary Worth, anything to get through them is worth a try: Jeff looks particularly loopy, either stoned or giddy with the realization after years and years of keeping company with Mary, they&#8217;ve never [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3577"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3580,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3577\/revisions\/3580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}