{"id":3581,"date":"2009-12-26T12:20:50","date_gmt":"2009-12-26T18:20:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3581"},"modified":"2009-12-26T12:26:06","modified_gmt":"2009-12-26T18:26:06","slug":"happy-holidays-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3581","title":{"rendered":"Happy Holidays 2009!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, has the year flown by!\u00a0 It seems like it was only yesterday (or a quick check through the Archives) that we were celebrating at Chateau Morgan ( http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1631 )!\u00a0 We&#8217;re still there, in fact!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3582\" title=\"xxx1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/xxx1.jpg\" alt=\"xxx1\" width=\"925\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/xxx1.jpg 925w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/xxx1-250x114.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 925px) 100vw, 925px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, the Morgans are the socially-climbing couple that doesn&#8217;t see the need to invite the comic strip riff-raff to their sexy sexy soirees, leaving them to indulge in ways that comic strip riff-raff is wont to do:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3583\" title=\"new-fw2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-fw2.jpg\" alt=\"new-fw2\" width=\"510\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-fw2.jpg 510w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/new-fw2-250x98.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, has the year flown by!\u00a0 It seems like it was only yesterday (or a quick check through the Archives) that we were celebrating at Chateau Morgan ( http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=1631 )!\u00a0 We&#8217;re still there, in fact! Fortunately, the Morgans are the socially-climbing couple that doesn&#8217;t see the need to invite the comic strip riff-raff to their [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,12,14,20,5,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fbofw-aka-foob","category-i-smell-something-funky","category-judge-parker","category-ghost-who-struts-his-stripey-firm-butt","category-family-circus","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3581"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3581\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3585,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3581\/revisions\/3585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}