{"id":3695,"date":"2010-01-19T13:17:53","date_gmt":"2010-01-19T19:17:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3695"},"modified":"2010-01-19T13:17:53","modified_gmt":"2010-01-19T19:17:53","slug":"the-moving-finger-writes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3695","title":{"rendered":"The moving finger writes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>aka, &#8220;That Darned Finger!&#8221;.\u00a0 CC&#8217;s boubon babe, unbuckled asked that something be done to\/with\/for Sam Driver&#8217;s waving digit.\u00a0 This was the quick response:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3696\" title=\"new-jp\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/new-jp.jpg\" alt=\"new-jp\" width=\"450\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/new-jp.jpg 450w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/new-jp-250x144.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This took a little longer:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3698\" title=\"new-jp21\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/new-jp21.jpg\" alt=\"new-jp21\" width=\"575\" height=\"380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/new-jp21.jpg 575w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/new-jp21-250x165.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, sex jokes and fart jokes.\u00a0 I&#8217;m so ashamed&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>aka, &#8220;That Darned Finger!&#8221;.\u00a0 CC&#8217;s boubon babe, unbuckled asked that something be done to\/with\/for Sam Driver&#8217;s waving digit.\u00a0 This was the quick response: This took a little longer: Yeah, sex jokes and fart jokes.\u00a0 I&#8217;m so ashamed&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,14,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail","category-judge-parker","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3695"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3699,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3695\/revisions\/3699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}