{"id":3768,"date":"2010-02-21T11:54:22","date_gmt":"2010-02-21T17:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3768"},"modified":"2010-02-21T15:32:07","modified_gmt":"2010-02-21T21:32:07","slug":"will-she-wont-she","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3768","title":{"rendered":"Will she? Won&#8217;t she? And what about HIM?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, Dawn Weston has successfully surfed the &#8216;Net and has discovered that Kurt Evans is some other guy&#8217;s bastard son.\u00a0 Personally, I think blowing the lid off this scam is the only course of action, but hey, I don&#8217;t live in the same condo community as Mary, either&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3769\" title=\"new-mw\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/new-mw.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw\" width=\"975\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/new-mw.jpg 975w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/new-mw-249x48.jpg 249w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 975px) 100vw, 975px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Of course, allegiances in Charterstone come and go, and who might&#8217;ve been a nemesis one day could be a BFF the next.\u00a0 (If Dawn turns into Mary Worth 2.0, heads <em>will<\/em> roll, however.)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3777\" title=\"new-mw1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/new-mw1.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw1\" width=\"470\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/new-mw1.jpg 470w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/new-mw1-250x98.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh, well, nope, I guess not&#8230;Dawn is on her own:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3787\" title=\"not-mw-261\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/not-mw-261.jpg\" alt=\"not-mw-261\" width=\"710\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/not-mw-261.jpg 710w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/not-mw-261-249x88.jpg 249w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 710px) 100vw, 710px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, Dawn Weston has successfully surfed the &#8216;Net and has discovered that Kurt Evans is some other guy&#8217;s bastard son.\u00a0 Personally, I think blowing the lid off this scam is the only course of action, but hey, I don&#8217;t live in the same condo community as Mary, either&#8230; Of course, allegiances in Charterstone come and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exposition-exposition-star-wars-tie-in","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3768"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3768\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3776,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3768\/revisions\/3776"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}