{"id":3820,"date":"2010-02-27T15:07:55","date_gmt":"2010-02-27T21:07:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3820"},"modified":"2010-02-27T15:07:55","modified_gmt":"2010-02-27T21:07:55","slug":"but-wait-theres-more-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3820","title":{"rendered":"But wait! There&#8217;s more!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wilbur and Kurt&#8217;s frolicking and gallivanting and gamboling cannot be contained in a <em>single<\/em> panel! on a<em> single<\/em> day!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3821\" title=\"x\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/x.jpg\" alt=\"x\" width=\"255\" height=\"157\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/x.jpg 255w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/x-250x153.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 255px) 100vw, 255px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Fortunately,\u00a0 neither can the snark:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3822\" title=\"not-mw-264\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/not-mw-264.jpg\" alt=\"not-mw-264\" width=\"535\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/not-mw-264.jpg 535w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/not-mw-264-250x84.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>CC&#8217;s bourbon babe, unbuckled valiantly attempts to rescue the shenanigans by making it into a musical (good luck with that!):<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3823\" title=\"not-mw-265\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/not-mw-265.jpg\" alt=\"not-mw-265\" width=\"610\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/not-mw-265.jpg 610w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/not-mw-265-250x147.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Still, I am moved to compose&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>You are \u201coffspring\u201d going on \u201cboyfriend\u201d<br \/>\nHere is another verse<br \/>\nMary\u2019s a loser, Aldo\u2019s a boozer<br \/>\nAt Charterstone you could do much worse!<br \/>\nYou are \u201coffspring\u201d going on \u201cboyfriend\u201d<br \/>\nYou\u2019ve met poor, dowdy Dawn<br \/>\nCameron\u2019s got beer-gut, Toby\u2019s a crackpot<br \/>\nForget \u2018em and climb right on!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ew.<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wilbur and Kurt&#8217;s frolicking and gallivanting and gamboling cannot be contained in a single panel! on a single day! Fortunately,\u00a0 neither can the snark: CC&#8217;s bourbon babe, unbuckled valiantly attempts to rescue the shenanigans by making it into a musical (good luck with that!): Still, I am moved to compose&#8230; You are \u201coffspring\u201d going on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3820"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3820\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3825,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3820\/revisions\/3825"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}