{"id":3830,"date":"2010-03-01T23:37:18","date_gmt":"2010-03-02T05:37:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3830"},"modified":"2010-08-12T14:16:33","modified_gmt":"2010-08-12T20:16:33","slug":"it-was-either-this-or-interpretive-dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3830","title":{"rendered":"It was either this, or interpretive dance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3831\" title=\"mw-requiem\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/mw-requiem.gif\" alt=\"mw-requiem\" width=\"400\" height=\"120\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/mw-requiem.gif 400w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/mw-requiem-250x75.gif 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yes, indeed, Kurt has disappeared.\u00a0 It took him two weeks to do it (or two weeks for Wilbur and Dawn to realize he was gone&#8230;).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, indeed, Kurt has disappeared.\u00a0 It took him two weeks to do it (or two weeks for Wilbur and Dawn to realize he was gone&#8230;).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-its-alive-sort-of","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3830"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3830\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4744,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3830\/revisions\/4744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}