{"id":3855,"date":"2010-03-07T15:25:17","date_gmt":"2010-03-07T21:25:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3855"},"modified":"2010-03-07T15:27:11","modified_gmt":"2010-03-07T21:27:11","slug":"playin-the-blues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3855","title":{"rendered":"Playin&#8217; the blues&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You finally make it home, only to discover that your wife thinks you&#8217;re dead and has since remarried.\u00a0 And then she comes over and steals your Glock!<\/p>\n<p>At least you have your sax and the knowledge that you&#8217;re not alone &#8212; a lot of your associates in ComicsTown have crappy lives, too.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3856\" title=\"new-fw\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/new-fw.jpg\" alt=\"new-fw\" width=\"655\" height=\"335\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/new-fw.jpg 655w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/new-fw-250x127.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(Oh, yeah, Wally &#8212; trombones are <em>not<\/em> saxophones.\u00a0 They are not sexy.\u00a0 They will never be sexy.\u00a0 Well, a &#8220;Rusty Trombone&#8221; might be an exception to the rule, but I&#8217;m not sure about that.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You finally make it home, only to discover that your wife thinks you&#8217;re dead and has since remarried.\u00a0 And then she comes over and steals your Glock! At least you have your sax and the knowledge that you&#8217;re not alone &#8212; a lot of your associates in ComicsTown have crappy lives, too. (Oh, yeah, Wally [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics","category-i-smell-something-funky"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3855"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3858,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3855\/revisions\/3858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}