{"id":3864,"date":"2010-03-08T16:23:39","date_gmt":"2010-03-08T22:23:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3864"},"modified":"2010-03-08T16:23:39","modified_gmt":"2010-03-08T22:23:39","slug":"smack-snarf-drool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3864","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Smack! Snarf! Drool!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did I mention Wilbur Weston&#8217;s long-lost &#8220;son,&#8221; Kurt, disappeared?\u00a0 Of course Wilbur was distraught (since they&#8217;d been &#8220;bonding&#8221;), and even if the paternity test showed that he and Kurt weren&#8217;t related, he was still more than willing to be Kurt&#8217;s &#8220;friend.&#8221;\u00a0 Tough luck, Dawn.<\/p>\n<p>Then again, with a harridan like you for a &#8220;daughter,&#8221; can you &#8220;blame&#8221; him?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3865\" title=\"new-mw\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/new-mw.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw\" width=\"660\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/new-mw.jpg 660w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/new-mw-250x71.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did I mention Wilbur Weston&#8217;s long-lost &#8220;son,&#8221; Kurt, disappeared?\u00a0 Of course Wilbur was distraught (since they&#8217;d been &#8220;bonding&#8221;), and even if the paternity test showed that he and Kurt weren&#8217;t related, he was still more than willing to be Kurt&#8217;s &#8220;friend.&#8221;\u00a0 Tough luck, Dawn. Then again, with a harridan like you for a &#8220;daughter,&#8221; can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3864"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3866,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3864\/revisions\/3866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}