{"id":3924,"date":"2010-03-12T23:46:40","date_gmt":"2010-03-13T05:46:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3924"},"modified":"2010-08-19T11:55:29","modified_gmt":"2010-08-19T17:55:29","slug":"my-godit-never-stops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3924","title":{"rendered":"My god&#8230;it never stops&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, we GET it! Kurt really isn&#8217;t Wilbur&#8217;s son.\u00a0 Kurt leaves. Wilbur eats sandwiches.\u00a0 Wilbur eats more sandwiches.\u00a0 Dawn yammers. Kurt doesn&#8217;t come back.\u00a0 Missing-in-action Mary quotes dead Communists.<\/p>\n<p>Can we move onto a new story?<\/p>\n<p>No?<\/p>\n<p>Alrigthy, then&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full  wp-image-3925\" title=\"not-mw-268\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/not-mw-268.jpg\" alt=\"not-mw-268\" width=\"700\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/not-mw-268.jpg 700w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/not-mw-268-250x75.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But(t) wait! There&#8217;s more! Cue the harmoica-featured 70s instrumental music!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3926\" title=\"not-mw-269\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/not-mw-269.jpg\" alt=\"not-mw-269\" width=\"700\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/not-mw-269.jpg 700w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/not-mw-269-250x75.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And it just isn&#8217;t going to stop!\u00a0 Then again, I&#8217;m impressed in a denouement this length for a story that really never had much of a plot, much less a climax&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3930\" title=\"new-mw1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/new-mw1.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw1\" width=\"535\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/new-mw1.jpg 535w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/new-mw1-250x88.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Gibbon ugly gas station attendant&#8221;&#8230;well, you had to be there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, we GET it! 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And it just isn&#8217;t going to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth","category-when-correctly-viewed"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3924"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4817,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3924\/revisions\/4817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}