{"id":3953,"date":"2010-03-20T14:03:43","date_gmt":"2010-03-20T20:03:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3953"},"modified":"2010-03-20T15:25:30","modified_gmt":"2010-03-20T21:25:30","slug":"csi-spidey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3953","title":{"rendered":"CSI: Spidey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Peter Parker is still in Miami, and bored with TV (yes, a shocker), he&#8217;s been out and about, inadvertently playing superhero.\u00a0 Not only that &#8212; his stupid camera is actually working, allowing him to get some fabulous action shots which he&#8217;s sold to a newspaper that values his work!<\/p>\n<p>Peter, you seriously need to think about relocating to Florida.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  size-full wp-image-3955\" title=\"not-spiderman-5\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/not-spiderman-5.jpg\" alt=\"not-spiderman-5\" width=\"710\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/not-spiderman-5.jpg 710w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/not-spiderman-5-249x68.jpg 249w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 710px) 100vw, 710px\" \/> Peter, with MJ in this outfit, you SERIOUSLY need to think about relocating to Florida.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3956\" title=\"not-spiderman-6\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/not-spiderman-6.jpg\" alt=\"not-spiderman-6\" width=\"820\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/not-spiderman-6.jpg 820w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/not-spiderman-6-250x57.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 820px) 100vw, 820px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Peter Parker is still in Miami, and bored with TV (yes, a shocker), he&#8217;s been out and about, inadvertently playing superhero.\u00a0 Not only that &#8212; his stupid camera is actually working, allowing him to get some fabulous action shots which he&#8217;s sold to a newspaper that values his work! Peter, you seriously need to think [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3953"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3958,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953\/revisions\/3958"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}