{"id":3970,"date":"2010-03-21T22:06:46","date_gmt":"2010-03-22T04:06:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3970"},"modified":"2010-03-21T22:06:46","modified_gmt":"2010-03-22T04:06:46","slug":"seed-snort-catalogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3970","title":{"rendered":"Seed (snort!) Catalogs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday&#8217;s<em> Barney Google and Snuffy Smith<\/em> had one of the characters slavering over the ripe, plump tomatoes in a gardening catalog (shouldn&#8217;t that be termaters in Hillbillian?).\u00a0 <em>Crankshaft<\/em> has been plannig his spring planting for months.<\/p>\n<p>Certainly gardening can&#8217;t be that sensual and seductive, can it?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3971\" title=\"not-rex-334\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/not-rex-334.jpg\" alt=\"not-rex-334\" width=\"680\" height=\"385\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/not-rex-334.jpg 680w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/not-rex-334-250x141.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 680px) 100vw, 680px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>[The description of the White Satin carrot is a fer real and true entry in the <em>Territorial Seed Catalog<\/em>. Do you really think I need to make this stuff up?]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday&#8217;s Barney Google and Snuffy Smith had one of the characters slavering over the ripe, plump tomatoes in a gardening catalog (shouldn&#8217;t that be termaters in Hillbillian?).\u00a0 Crankshaft has been plannig his spring planting for months. Certainly gardening can&#8217;t be that sensual and seductive, can it? [The description of the White Satin carrot is a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,14,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail","category-judge-parker","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3970"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3970\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3972,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3970\/revisions\/3972"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}