{"id":3977,"date":"2010-03-22T15:53:48","date_gmt":"2010-03-22T21:53:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3977"},"modified":"2010-03-24T16:29:14","modified_gmt":"2010-03-24T22:29:14","slug":"not-what-i-expected","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3977","title":{"rendered":"Not what I expected"},"content":{"rendered":"

We were all clamoring for a rip-roarin’ pool party, Charterstone-style, and this just isn’t it.\u00a0 Maybe we’re a little early. Maybe the weather’s still a little chilly.\u00a0 But it just doesn’t seem quite right if we don’t catch of glimpse of the rare white Caledonian whale…<\/p>\n

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WTF?!?<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

ONE DAY FOR A CHARTERSTONE POOL PARTY?!\u00a0 AND A WEEKDAY<\/em><\/strong>?!?<\/p>\n

Things are just not right in Santa Royale.\u00a0 Still, while Toby was concentrating on her fat-free, flavor-free Pringles, Mary had been musing over returns (“Speaking of returns…”).<\/p>\n

Who could it be? Aldo, back from the dead? Chester, having run away from his owner?\u00a0 Drew, dying of dysentery and\/or syphilis? Charley Smith, ready for a new sexual conquest?\u00a0 The mind reeled for about 24 hours, and then…<\/p>\n

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Platitude-slinging in a freakin’ department store?!<\/em><\/p>\n

Oh, well, you know the old saying, when life gives you a lemon<\/span> potato, make Potato-Ade<\/span> take Toby shopping:<\/p>\n

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I don’t know if this one is better, with Toby licking the window:<\/p>\n

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I just like the idea of Mary taking Toby “shopping,” and leaving her in a locked car.<\/p>\n

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We were all clamoring for a rip-roarin’ pool party, Charterstone-style, and this just isn’t it.\u00a0 Maybe we’re a little early. Maybe the weather’s still a little chilly.\u00a0 But it just doesn’t seem quite right if we don’t catch of glimpse of the rare white Caledonian whale… WTF?!? ONE DAY FOR A CHARTERSTONE POOL PARTY?!\u00a0 AND […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3977"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3981,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3977\/revisions\/3981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}