{"id":4040,"date":"2010-04-04T12:31:49","date_gmt":"2010-04-04T18:31:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4040"},"modified":"2010-04-04T12:31:49","modified_gmt":"2010-04-04T18:31:49","slug":"dye-dye-my-darlings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4040","title":{"rendered":"Dye, Dye, My Darlings!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While his hideous offspring prattle endlessly, Big Daddy Bil internalizes his angry, angry dialog:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4041\" title=\"new-fc\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/new-fc.jpg\" alt=\"new-fc\" width=\"760\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/new-fc.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/new-fc-250x118.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><em>HAPPY EASTER, FOLKS!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While his hideous offspring prattle endlessly, Big Daddy Bil internalizes his angry, angry dialog: HAPPY EASTER, FOLKS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-circus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4040"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4042,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4040\/revisions\/4042"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}