{"id":406,"date":"2008-04-05T12:00:22","date_gmt":"2008-04-05T18:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=406"},"modified":"2008-04-05T12:01:39","modified_gmt":"2008-04-05T18:01:39","slug":"she-started-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=406","title":{"rendered":"She started it!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Having a (more often than not random) quotation scrawled across <em>Mary Worth<\/em> airspace is bad enough, but one Sunday there were TWO! of them! Good heavens!  I <em>had <\/em>to retaliate!  Mary might have a copy of Bartlett&#8217;s, but<em> I&#8217;ve<\/em> got the whole internet!  <em>Bwahahahaha!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Can you pick out Mary&#8217;s platitudes of the day?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-mw-65.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-407\" title=\"not-mw-65\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-mw-65.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"434\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-mw-65.jpg 650w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-mw-65-250x166.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having a (more often than not random) quotation scrawled across Mary Worth airspace is bad enough, but one Sunday there were TWO! of them! Good heavens! I had to retaliate! Mary might have a copy of Bartlett&#8217;s, but I&#8217;ve got the whole internet! Bwahahahaha! Can you pick out Mary&#8217;s platitudes of the day?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}