{"id":4192,"date":"2010-05-14T10:38:14","date_gmt":"2010-05-14T16:38:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4192"},"modified":"2010-05-14T10:38:14","modified_gmt":"2010-05-14T16:38:14","slug":"oh-no-not-sassy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4192","title":{"rendered":"Oh, no! Not Sassy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, we poke fun at her, the puppy made out of chocolate-chip cookie dough, but way down deep, we love her.<\/p>\n<p>Thank heavens justice will be served (with real maple syrup on the side)!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4193\" title=\"not-mt-135\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/not-mt-135.jpg\" alt=\"not-mt-135\" width=\"1000\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/not-mt-135.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/not-mt-135-250x50.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>[CC&#8217;s Mibbitmaker thought that <strong><em>BATIUK! <\/em><\/strong>would be a great collision sound.\u00a0 I think it does.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, we poke fun at her, the puppy made out of chocolate-chip cookie dough, but way down deep, we love her. Thank heavens justice will be served (with real maple syrup on the side)! [CC&#8217;s Mibbitmaker thought that BATIUK! would be a great collision sound.\u00a0 I think it does.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-smell-something-funky","category-mark-trail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4192"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4192\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4194,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4192\/revisions\/4194"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}