{"id":420,"date":"2008-04-05T16:36:28","date_gmt":"2008-04-05T22:36:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=420"},"modified":"2008-04-05T16:36:28","modified_gmt":"2008-04-05T22:36:28","slug":"a-lawyers-work-is-never-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=420","title":{"rendered":"A lawyer&#8217;s work is never done&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;particularly if we&#8217;re talking about Sam Driver.  Does he ever <em>start?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I really enjoyed doing these.  As a rule, I have no clear idea where a snark strip is going to go (that might be painfully obvious, I dunno), but if the illustrations look tempting, I&#8217;ll give things a try.  My gosh, how can you resist Sam&#8217;s face <em>and<\/em> his stretching? I&#8217;ll bet Gloria is one of those people at family reunions who always ruins a group photo by closing her &amp;#*#&amp; eyes, too! Every. single. time!<\/p>\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t hurt that so many clever comments are made at CC that it can be pretty easy to follow a lead or a turn of phrase.  I try to credit folks who have inspired a post, and if I miss someone, I apologize.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-jp-10.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-421\" title=\"not-jp-10\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-jp-10.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"417\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-jp-10.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-jp-10-250x104.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-jp-11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-422\" title=\"not-jp-11\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-jp-11.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"955\" height=\"230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-jp-11.jpg 955w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-jp-11-250x60.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 955px) 100vw, 955px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-jp-13.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-423\" title=\"not-jp-13\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-jp-13.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-jp-13.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-jp-13-250x50.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;particularly if we&#8217;re talking about Sam Driver. Does he ever start? I really enjoyed doing these. As a rule, I have no clear idea where a snark strip is going to go (that might be painfully obvious, I dunno), but if the illustrations look tempting, I&#8217;ll give things a try. My gosh, how can you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-judge-parker"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}