{"id":4269,"date":"2010-05-30T15:25:16","date_gmt":"2010-05-30T21:25:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4269"},"modified":"2010-05-30T15:25:16","modified_gmt":"2010-05-30T21:25:16","slug":"shes-got-mary-woooo-oooorth-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4269","title":{"rendered":"She&#8217;s got Mary Woooo-oooorth Eyes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m guessing<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Graves&#8217; Disease;<\/li>\n<li>Tetanus; or<\/li>\n<li>Some inexplicable relatedness to Jerry Colonna.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4270\" title=\"tba-new-mw\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/tba-new-mw.jpg\" alt=\"tba-new-mw\" width=\"855\" height=\"335\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/tba-new-mw.jpg 855w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/tba-new-mw-250x97.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 855px) 100vw, 855px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m guessing Graves&#8217; Disease; Tetanus; or Some inexplicable relatedness to Jerry Colonna.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4269"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4271,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4269\/revisions\/4271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}