{"id":4370,"date":"2010-06-25T11:07:16","date_gmt":"2010-06-25T17:07:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4370"},"modified":"2010-08-19T11:36:43","modified_gmt":"2010-08-19T17:36:43","slug":"way-down-deep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4370","title":{"rendered":"Way down deep…"},"content":{"rendered":"

in your heart of hearts, you just know <\/em><\/strong>this strip isn’t going to deliver anything as funny\/sick\/twisted as you can possibly imagine.<\/p>\n

\"new-luann1\"<\/p>\n

Okay.\u00a0 Maybe “nausea-inducing”:<\/p>\n

\"not-luann-16\"<\/p>\n

Did I say “nausea-induding”?\u00a0 How about “out-and-out barf-spewing”?<\/p>\n

\"not-luann-17\"<\/p>\n

At least in the color version, “Billy the Bookworm” is Caterpillar Green, not something like Throbbing Phallic Fuschia or something like that.<\/p>\n

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanddddddddd…let’s wrap this up with a little girl talk (for the record, all I did was recaption the strip — no messing with the illustration):<\/p>\n

\"new-luann2\"<\/p>\n

Let’s see.<\/p>\n

Dead horse.\u00a0 Check.<\/em><\/p>\n

2×4.\u00a0 Check.<\/em><\/p>\n

End of the week.\u00a0 Check.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"new-luann3\"<\/p>\n

Really, Luann.\u00a0 Really<\/em>.\u00a0 No one cares that you saw a guy naked.\u00a0 Really.<\/em><\/p>\n

\"new-luann-2\"
\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

in your heart of hearts, you just know this strip isn’t going to deliver anything as funny\/sick\/twisted as you can possibly imagine. Okay.\u00a0 Maybe “nausea-inducing”: Did I say “nausea-induding”?\u00a0 How about “out-and-out barf-spewing”? At least in the color version, “Billy the Bookworm” is Caterpillar Green, not something like Throbbing Phallic Fuschia or something like that. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-no-teens-are-not-funny","category-when-correctly-viewed"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4370"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4810,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4370\/revisions\/4810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}