{"id":4380,"date":"2010-06-24T12:37:30","date_gmt":"2010-06-24T18:37:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4380"},"modified":"2010-06-24T12:37:30","modified_gmt":"2010-06-24T18:37:30","slug":"so-much-for-dodging-a-bullet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4380","title":{"rendered":"So much for dodging a bullet&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Funky walks into a bar and then walks away from some <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">cheap<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">cheap<\/span> sweet sweet liquor.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4381\" title=\"tba-new-fw\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/tba-new-fw.jpg\" alt=\"tba-new-fw\" width=\"740\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/tba-new-fw.jpg 740w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/tba-new-fw-250x89.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But this is Westview, Funky, and you&#8217;re never really out of the woods (and there&#8217;s always a big, hungry bear in there).<\/p>\n<p>OTOH, how much would we have paid to see <em>this<\/em>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funky walks into a bar and then walks away from some cheap cheap sweet sweet liquor. But this is Westview, Funky, and you&#8217;re never really out of the woods (and there&#8217;s always a big, hungry bear in there). OTOH, how much would we have paid to see this?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-smell-something-funky"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4380"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4380\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4382,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4380\/revisions\/4382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}