{"id":4508,"date":"2010-07-09T11:19:34","date_gmt":"2010-07-09T17:19:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4508"},"modified":"2010-07-10T17:30:24","modified_gmt":"2010-07-10T23:30:24","slug":"brave-sad-mary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4508","title":{"rendered":"Brave, sad Mary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Living at Charterstone isn&#8217;t one endless pool party.\u00a0 And when Toby is out for the evening with her husband, and Charley Smith is &#8220;entertaining&#8221; at his bachelor pad, and Jeff is &#8220;off&#8221; at an &#8220;important&#8221; medical &#8220;conference,&#8221; the hours can drag by&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4509\" title=\"new-mw-2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/new-mw-2.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw-2\" width=\"380\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/new-mw-2.jpg 380w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/new-mw-2-250x171.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Apparently even the creators of the Worthian universe have discovered just how boring Mike and Jenna are.<\/p>\n<p><em>How boring are they?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>When it&#8217;s<em> less<\/em> boring to have several days with Mary brushing her hair and talking to herself (or someone) in the mirror:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4521\" title=\"new-mw2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/new-mw2.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw2\" width=\"770\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/new-mw2.jpg 770w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/new-mw2-250x87.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 770px) 100vw, 770px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Or when she&#8217;s gone from quoting philosophers and statesmen to 60s-era popular singers, like Paul Anka (thanks to CC&#8217;s Buck Ripsnort for discovering <em>that<\/em> little gem).<\/p>\n<p>Well, as long as she lives in the past with the likes of Anka and Barry Manilow.\u00a0 My soul just couldn&#8217;t take some appropriations:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4523\" title=\"new-mw-31\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/new-mw-31.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw-31\" width=\"290\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/new-mw-31.jpg 290w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/new-mw-31-249x155.jpg 249w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 290px) 100vw, 290px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Living at Charterstone isn&#8217;t one endless pool party.\u00a0 And when Toby is out for the evening with her husband, and Charley Smith is &#8220;entertaining&#8221; at his bachelor pad, and Jeff is &#8220;off&#8221; at an &#8220;important&#8221; medical &#8220;conference,&#8221; the hours can drag by&#8230; Apparently even the creators of the Worthian universe have discovered just how boring [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4508"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4508\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4511,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4508\/revisions\/4511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}