{"id":4581,"date":"2010-07-22T12:30:14","date_gmt":"2010-07-22T18:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4581"},"modified":"2010-07-22T12:30:14","modified_gmt":"2010-07-22T18:30:14","slug":"no-i-am-not-making-this-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4581","title":{"rendered":"No, I am not making this up."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dr. Roberts (&#8220;Please, call me &#8216;Mike&#8217;.&#8221;) really does ask Mary leave to lie down.\u00a0 Prelude to an interlude?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4582\" title=\"new-mw3\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/new-mw3.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw3\" width=\"970\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/new-mw3.jpg 970w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/new-mw3-249x46.jpg 249w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 970px) 100vw, 970px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Nah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dr. Roberts (&#8220;Please, call me &#8216;Mike&#8217;.&#8221;) really does ask Mary leave to lie down.\u00a0 Prelude to an interlude? Nah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4581"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4581\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4583,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4581\/revisions\/4583"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}