{"id":4652,"date":"2010-08-18T20:30:11","date_gmt":"2010-08-19T02:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4652"},"modified":"2010-08-19T11:07:08","modified_gmt":"2010-08-19T17:07:08","slug":"jeffy-go-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4652","title":{"rendered":"Mommy&#8217;s Excellent Vacation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Big Daddy rents a beach condo, where Mommy can cook, clean and chase after their four miserable offspring;<em> he<\/em> calls it a vacation.\u00a0 Well, maybe it&#8217;s someone&#8217;s idea of a vacation &#8212; and it might be surprising as who&#8217;s it is:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4653\" title=\"new-fc1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/new-fc1.jpg\" alt=\"new-fc1\" width=\"330\" height=\"385\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/new-fc1.jpg 330w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/new-fc1-214x250.jpg 214w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 330px) 100vw, 330px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Mommy: 1\u00a0 Jeffy: 0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4683\" title=\"new-fc2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/new-fc2.jpg\" alt=\"new-fc2\" width=\"325\" height=\"370\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/new-fc2.jpg 325w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/new-fc2-219x250.jpg 219w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Mommy: 2\u00a0 Billy: 0\u00a0 Big Daddy Bil: 0<\/p>\n<p>And the swath of annihiliation continues:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4712\" title=\"new-fc3\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/new-fc3.jpg\" alt=\"new-fc3\" width=\"320\" height=\"367\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/new-fc3.jpg 320w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/new-fc3-217x249.jpg 217w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And Mommy successfully scores the hat-trick, plus two.\u00a0 Next stop:\u00a0 &#8220;<em>The Cougar Cabana &#8212; 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