{"id":4752,"date":"2010-08-13T15:14:46","date_gmt":"2010-08-13T21:14:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4752"},"modified":"2010-08-14T12:51:16","modified_gmt":"2010-08-14T18:51:16","slug":"and-now-a-word-from-the-emergency-vampire-system","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4752","title":{"rendered":"And now, a word from the Emergency Vampire System"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4753\" title=\"know-your-vampire-2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/know-your-vampire-2.jpg\" alt=\"know-your-vampire-2\" width=\"340\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/know-your-vampire-2.jpg 340w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/know-your-vampire-2-250x250.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 340px) 100vw, 340px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-psa"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4752"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4755,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4752\/revisions\/4755"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}