{"id":4873,"date":"2010-08-23T22:59:38","date_gmt":"2010-08-24T04:59:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4873"},"modified":"2010-08-24T11:02:36","modified_gmt":"2010-08-24T17:02:36","slug":"where-all-the-poster-kids-hang-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4873","title":{"rendered":"Where all the poster kids hang out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that booze isn&#8217;t the answer in<em> Mary Worth<\/em> &#8212; booze is the question.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; is the answer.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s kind of amazing to see who imbibes:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-4878\" title=\"new-mw21\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/new-mw21-1024x239.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw21\" width=\"1024\" height=\"239\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/new-mw21-1024x239.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/new-mw21-250x58.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/new-mw21.jpg 1070w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>[Think about it:\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t start <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">stalking<\/span> following <em>Mary Worth<\/em> until after Aldomania, but look who we have hitting the bottle and lacking the ability to exert any self-control!\u00a0 <strong>Aldo Kelrast<\/strong>, jilted lover! <strong>Charley Smith<\/strong>, lonely bachelor! <strong>Helen Clark<\/strong>, woman on the phone!\u00a0 <strong>Jenna Whatshername<\/strong> and Mogen David, breakfast of champions! <strong>Lonnie Roberts<\/strong>, deadbeat dad on a mission!\u00a0 I guess this means drinking = bad! Meddling = good!]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that booze isn&#8217;t the answer in Mary Worth &#8212; booze is the question. &#8220;Yes,&#8221; is the answer. It&#8217;s kind of amazing to see who imbibes: [Think about it:\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t start stalking following Mary Worth until after Aldomania, but look who we have hitting the bottle and lacking the ability to exert any [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4873"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4879,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4873\/revisions\/4879"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}