{"id":4881,"date":"2010-08-25T16:25:50","date_gmt":"2010-08-25T22:25:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4881"},"modified":"2010-08-26T15:33:34","modified_gmt":"2010-08-26T21:33:34","slug":"fun-flatulent-and-edumacational","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4881","title":{"rendered":"Fun, Flatulent, and Edumacational!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I missed it.\u00a0 Maybe I&#8217;m just jaded.\u00a0 You see, it&#8217;s not uncommon for things other than humans to have their say in<em> Mark Trail<\/em>.\u00a0 Squirrels.\u00a0 Chickadees.\u00a0 Beavers.\u00a0 Rusty&#8217;s camera.\u00a0 Mark&#8217;s forearm.<\/p>\n<p><em>But how could I have missed Mark literally talking out of his ass? <\/em>I did. I hang my head (not quite in shame, but something or other).<\/p>\n<p>To make good on this golden opportunity, here&#8217;s a little history and culture lesson.\u00a0 There will be a quiz.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4882\" title=\"not-mt-154\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/not-mt-154.jpg\" alt=\"not-mt-154\" width=\"800\" height=\"380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/not-mt-154.jpg 800w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/not-mt-154-250x118.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And in the words of Indiana Jones, &#8220;Now you&#8217;re getting nasty.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No need to be rude, Mr. Penis-Substitute.\u00a0 Mark will punch you sooner or later.\u00a0 In the meantime, his butt is just as willing as you to trade <em>bon mots<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4887\" title=\"new-mt3\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/new-mt3.jpg\" alt=\"new-mt3\" width=\"540\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/new-mt3.jpg 540w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/new-mt3-250x92.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 540px) 100vw, 540px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I missed it.\u00a0 Maybe I&#8217;m just jaded.\u00a0 You see, it&#8217;s not uncommon for things other than humans to have their say in Mark Trail.\u00a0 Squirrels.\u00a0 Chickadees.\u00a0 Beavers.\u00a0 Rusty&#8217;s camera.\u00a0 Mark&#8217;s forearm. But how could I have missed Mark literally talking out of his ass? I did. I hang my head (not quite in shame, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail","category-psa"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4881"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4881\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4888,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4881\/revisions\/4888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}