{"id":4945,"date":"2010-09-06T10:57:33","date_gmt":"2010-09-06T16:57:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4945"},"modified":"2010-09-06T15:47:05","modified_gmt":"2010-09-06T21:47:05","slug":"ya-know-i-miss-smiles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4945","title":{"rendered":"Ya know? I miss smiles."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, the good old days, when a smile could be your umbrella, when it turned a frown upside down, when it made everyone feel good.<\/p>\n<p>Other expressions are nice (the completely vacuous ones, no, but I digress).\u00a0 But what <em>is <\/em>it with today&#8217;s\u00a0 starlets (I hesitate to include today&#8217;s young male-types for the nonce) looking like all they&#8217;re ready for is to drop to their knees and take care of their adoring fans (<em>nudge nudge wink wink say no more<\/em>).<\/p>\n<p>(Thanks to CC&#8217;s commodorejohn for the morning&#8217;s introspection.)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4946\" title=\"realdoll\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/realdoll.jpg\" alt=\"realdoll\" width=\"900\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/realdoll.jpg 900w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/realdoll-250x222.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh, and shall we visualize the *best* of *all* *possible* *worlds*?\u00a0 Brace yourself:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4953\" title=\"realdoll-2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/realdoll-2.jpg\" alt=\"realdoll-2\" width=\"160\" height=\"200\" \/><\/p>\n<p>ew.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, the good old days, when a smile could be your umbrella, when it turned a frown upside down, when it made everyone feel good. Other expressions are nice (the completely vacuous ones, no, but I digress).\u00a0 But what is it with today&#8217;s\u00a0 starlets (I hesitate to include today&#8217;s young male-types for the nonce) looking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4945"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4945\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4949,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4945\/revisions\/4949"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}