{"id":4950,"date":"2010-09-12T11:21:40","date_gmt":"2010-09-12T17:21:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4950"},"modified":"2010-09-17T12:12:13","modified_gmt":"2010-09-17T18:12:13","slug":"science","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4950","title":{"rendered":"Science!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Behavior&#8230;based on genetics or on the environment?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s amazing how itty-bitty bits of DNA do contribute to the strangest things: eye color, webbed toes, vestigial tails, and now&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4951\" title=\"new-luann\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-luann.jpg\" alt=\"new-luann\" width=\"845\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-luann.jpg 845w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-luann-250x65.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 845px) 100vw, 845px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh, I see, we&#8217;re not going with the Nancy-on-the-prowl theme.\u00a0 The garbage man is Dirk.\u00a0 He used to be Toni&#8217;s boyfriend and he beat up Brad, too (the appropriate responses here are &#8220;So?&#8221; and &#8220;YAY!&#8221;).\u00a0 There&#8217;s been a restraining order on him to stay away from Brad, which was a convenient way to write him out of the story.<\/p>\n<p>(I had to look this up on Wikipedia &#8212; I wasn&#8217;t gawking at <em>Luann<\/em> with the morbid fascination of someone passing a train-wreck when he was in the script.)<\/p>\n<p>So, now, we&#8217;re all caught up.\u00a0 And Nancy proves to be the most<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\"> conniving and scheming<\/span> practical character in the strip.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4956\" title=\"new-luann1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-luann1.jpg\" alt=\"new-luann1\" width=\"915\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-luann1.jpg 915w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-luann1-250x73.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 915px) 100vw, 915px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>[Heh.\u00a0 She said &#8220;strip.&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p>Oh, look! Even more Science!:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4983\" title=\"new-luann2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-luann2.jpg\" alt=\"new-luann2\" width=\"710\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-luann2.jpg 710w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-luann2-249x79.jpg 249w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 710px) 100vw, 710px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Behavior&#8230;based on genetics or on the environment? It&#8217;s amazing how itty-bitty bits of DNA do contribute to the strangest things: eye color, webbed toes, vestigial tails, and now&#8230; Oh, I see, we&#8217;re not going with the Nancy-on-the-prowl theme.\u00a0 The garbage man is Dirk.\u00a0 He used to be Toni&#8217;s boyfriend and he beat up Brad, too [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-no-teens-are-not-funny"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4950"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5007,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4950\/revisions\/5007"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}