{"id":4958,"date":"2010-09-16T22:25:24","date_gmt":"2010-09-17T04:25:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4958"},"modified":"2010-09-17T12:20:27","modified_gmt":"2010-09-17T18:20:27","slug":"woud-i-lie-to-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=4958","title":{"rendered":"Woud I lie to you?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Frank Johnson actually refers to his big-game wildlife hunt as a possibility of scoring some <em>large racks<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>*<em>snort<\/em>*<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4959\" title=\"new-mt1\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-mt1.jpg\" alt=\"new-mt1\" width=\"625\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-mt1.jpg 625w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-mt1-250x104.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The coolest thing about this current story is that Frank&#8217;s wife is really pissed off at his plans for the canned hunt, and instead of just fretting at home, she&#8217;s taking action.<em> You go, girl!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4986\" title=\"new-mt-2\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-mt-2.jpg\" alt=\"new-mt-2\" width=\"640\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-mt-2.jpg 640w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-mt-2-250x72.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And like we&#8217;ve learned from Mary Worth and Rex Morgan and Mary Worth, alcohol isn&#8217;t the answer.<\/p>\n<p>Alcohol is the question.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Yes!&#8221;<\/em> is the answer.<em><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5013\" title=\"not-mt-161\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/not-mt-161.jpg\" alt=\"not-mt-161\" width=\"665\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/not-mt-161.jpg 665w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/not-mt-161-250x71.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 665px) 100vw, 665px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Frank Johnson actually refers to his big-game wildlife hunt as a possibility of scoring some large racks. *snort* The coolest thing about this current story is that Frank&#8217;s wife is really pissed off at his plans for the canned hunt, and instead of just fretting at home, she&#8217;s taking action. You go, girl! And like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail","category-judge-parker"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4958","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4958"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4958\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4985,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4958\/revisions\/4985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}