{"id":5027,"date":"2010-09-30T23:55:36","date_gmt":"2010-10-01T05:55:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5027"},"modified":"2010-10-01T10:04:15","modified_gmt":"2010-10-01T16:04:15","slug":"savor-the-moment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5027","title":{"rendered":"Savor the moment&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5028\" title=\"new-mw5\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-mw5.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw5\" width=\"510\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-mw5.jpg 510w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-mw5-250x90.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When conversation is this turgid, we ought to just be adult about it and suck it up &#8212; it&#8217;ll past soon enough (although in Mary-land, that could take three weeks).<\/p>\n<p>However, our intrepid illustrator attempts to interject some interest with unusual angles\u00a0 and perspectives.<\/p>\n<p>My advice on that? <strong>Don&#8217;t.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5034\" title=\"new-mw-2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-mw-2.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw-2\" width=\"530\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-mw-2.jpg 530w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/new-mw-2-250x84.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When conversation is this turgid, we ought to just be adult about it and suck it up &#8212; it&#8217;ll past soon enough (although in Mary-land, that could take three weeks). However, our intrepid illustrator attempts to interject some interest with unusual angles\u00a0 and perspectives. My advice on that? Don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5027"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5027\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5033,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5027\/revisions\/5033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}