{"id":505,"date":"2008-04-17T16:09:31","date_gmt":"2008-04-17T22:09:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=505"},"modified":"2008-04-17T16:09:31","modified_gmt":"2008-04-17T22:09:31","slug":"holy-guacamole-and-chips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=505","title":{"rendered":"Holy guacamole and chips!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the <em>Rex Morgan <\/em>universe, the past two days have been like Christmas in Heaven! Well, it&#8217;s like that for me, although poor Andy (the supply-closeted vampire) and Rex and June might beg to differ. Hicks &#8216;n&#8217; yokels! Pitchforks &#8216;n&#8217; torches (umm&#8230;maybe more like frill picks from Joe&#8217;s Diner and Bic lighters)! And I didn&#8217;t think it could get much better than a weekend fishing trip!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-506\" title=\"not-rex-591\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-rex-591.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"855\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-rex-591.jpg 855w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/not-rex-591-250x102.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 855px) 100vw, 855px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the Rex Morgan universe, the past two days have been like Christmas in Heaven! Well, it&#8217;s like that for me, although poor Andy (the supply-closeted vampire) and Rex and June might beg to differ. Hicks &#8216;n&#8217; yokels! Pitchforks &#8216;n&#8217; torches (umm&#8230;maybe more like frill picks from Joe&#8217;s Diner and Bic lighters)! And I didn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}