{"id":5085,"date":"2010-10-18T20:40:37","date_gmt":"2010-10-19T02:40:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5085"},"modified":"2010-10-18T21:34:30","modified_gmt":"2010-10-19T03:34:30","slug":"picture-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5085","title":{"rendered":"Picture this&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kit Walker,\u00a0 <em>aka <\/em>The Phantom, <em>aka<\/em> &#8220;Ghost Who Does a Half-Assed Job,&#8221; manages to find his way into a high-security prison where his wife may be held captive.\u00a0 He checks every. damned. cell. except for the one she&#8217;s in, and then decides his quest is hopeless and Diana really is dead.<\/p>\n<p>No, Kit.\u00a0 If Diana manages to escape, no thanks to <em>you<\/em>, you&#8217;re going to be the one who&#8217;s dead.\u00a0 So very, very dead&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5087\" title=\"new-phantom1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/new-phantom1.jpg\" alt=\"new-phantom1\" width=\"775\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/new-phantom1.jpg 775w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/new-phantom1-250x106.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 775px) 100vw, 775px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>HOLD THE PRESSES!\u00a0 ALERT THE MEDIA!<\/p>\n<p>I might&#8217;ve been wrong about about Kit!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5096\" title=\"not-phantom-43\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/not-phantom-43.jpg\" alt=\"not-phantom-43\" width=\"690\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/not-phantom-43.jpg 690w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/not-phantom-43-250x70.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 690px) 100vw, 690px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kit Walker,\u00a0 aka The Phantom, aka &#8220;Ghost Who Does a Half-Assed Job,&#8221; manages to find his way into a high-security prison where his wife may be held captive.\u00a0 He checks every. damned. cell. except for the one she&#8217;s in, and then decides his quest is hopeless and Diana really is dead. No, Kit.\u00a0 If Diana [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ghost-who-struts-his-stripey-firm-butt"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5085"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5097,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5085\/revisions\/5097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}