{"id":5121,"date":"2010-10-29T09:28:05","date_gmt":"2010-10-29T15:28:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5121"},"modified":"2010-10-29T12:00:29","modified_gmt":"2010-10-29T18:00:29","slug":"one-word-elope","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5121","title":{"rendered":"One word: Elope."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Plans proceed <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">apace<\/span> right off the rails&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5122\" title=\"new-mw1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/new-mw1.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw1\" width=\"770\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/new-mw1.jpg 770w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/new-mw1-250x84.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 770px) 100vw, 770px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We skip ahead a few days, and you can<em> imagine <\/em>what a <em>pleasant<\/em> and <em>enjoyable<\/em> lunch was had by all.\u00a0 Well, at least by Jill.\u00a0 That&#8217;s batting .33, right?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5148\" title=\"new-mw2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/new-mw2.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw2\" width=\"800\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/new-mw2.jpg 800w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/new-mw2-250x59.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Plans proceed apace right off the rails&#8230; We skip ahead a few days, and you can imagine what a pleasant and enjoyable lunch was had by all.\u00a0 Well, at least by Jill.\u00a0 That&#8217;s batting .33, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5121"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5121\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5150,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5121\/revisions\/5150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}