{"id":5138,"date":"2010-10-27T15:32:10","date_gmt":"2010-10-27T21:32:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5138"},"modified":"2010-10-27T15:32:10","modified_gmt":"2010-10-27T21:32:10","slug":"the-call-of-the-cthulhu-or-the-keanes-close-personal-friends-ill-bet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5138","title":{"rendered":"The Call of the Cthulhu, or the Keanes (close personal friends, I&#8217;ll bet)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So the new Spiderman plot revolves around Mole Man.\u00a0\u00a0 Fine.\u00a0\u00a0 But since when does a mole have tentacles?<\/p>\n<p>And sure, tentacles can be scary, particularly coming out of a manhole cover, but I&#8217;m betting there&#8217;s worse.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5139\" title=\"new-spiderman1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/new-spiderman1.jpg\" alt=\"new-spiderman1\" width=\"600\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/new-spiderman1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/new-spiderman1-250x87.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the new Spiderman plot revolves around Mole Man.\u00a0\u00a0 Fine.\u00a0\u00a0 But since when does a mole have tentacles? And sure, tentacles can be scary, particularly coming out of a manhole cover, but I&#8217;m betting there&#8217;s worse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics","category-family-circus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5138"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5141,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5138\/revisions\/5141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}