{"id":5205,"date":"2010-11-11T10:58:47","date_gmt":"2010-11-11T16:58:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5205"},"modified":"2010-11-11T10:58:47","modified_gmt":"2010-11-11T16:58:47","slug":"rose-dalton-coffee-achiever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5205","title":{"rendered":"Rose Dalton, Coffee Achiever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone over at The Comics Curmudgeon (sorry, I&#8217;ve forgotten the name &#8212; if you read this, let me know, so I can give credit where credit is due!) mentioned that the prostate-oriented chatter was pretty boring,\u00a0 and if we had to endure it, why couldn&#8217;t it be punctuated with great histrionic panels, like the Mayor&#8217;s wife Rose having a melt-down over the phone.\u00a0 That is true.<\/p>\n<p>The same individual speculated that a coffee cup with Rose becoming a complete and total shamble would look good on a coffee cup.\u00a0 Also true.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, I don&#8217;t think we&#8217;re going to be seeing this any time soon over at Cafe&#8217; Press:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5206\" title=\"rose-needs-coffee\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/rose-needs-coffee.jpg\" alt=\"rose-needs-coffee\" width=\"215\" height=\"193\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone over at The Comics Curmudgeon (sorry, I&#8217;ve forgotten the name &#8212; if you read this, let me know, so I can give credit where credit is due!) mentioned that the prostate-oriented chatter was pretty boring,\u00a0 and if we had to endure it, why couldn&#8217;t it be punctuated with great histrionic panels, like the Mayor&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5205"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5205\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5207,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5205\/revisions\/5207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}