{"id":5226,"date":"2010-11-13T15:39:30","date_gmt":"2010-11-13T21:39:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5226"},"modified":"2010-11-15T16:29:32","modified_gmt":"2010-11-15T22:29:32","slug":"5226","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5226","title":{"rendered":"No pushing, no shoving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Frank Johnson was going to get even with Mark!\u00a0 (<em>boo!<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>He was going to go so far as run Mark&#8217;s jeep off the road! And kill Mark!\u00a0 (<em>boo!<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>But he swerved to miss a deer (commonly referred to as &#8220;Nature&#8217;s Windshield Wiper&#8221;)!\u00a0 (<em>yay!<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>And he drove off a cliff! (<em>boo!<\/em>&#8230;no, wait&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>But Mark saved him!\u00a0 (<em>Huh?<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p><em>whew<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This way to the denouement.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5227\" title=\"not-mt-177\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/not-mt-177.jpg\" alt=\"not-mt-177\" width=\"840\" height=\"525\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/not-mt-177.jpg 840w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/not-mt-177-250x156.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 840px) 100vw, 840px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Frank Johnson was going to get even with Mark!\u00a0 (boo!) He was going to go so far as run Mark&#8217;s jeep off the road! And kill Mark!\u00a0 (boo!) But he swerved to miss a deer (commonly referred to as &#8220;Nature&#8217;s Windshield Wiper&#8221;)!\u00a0 (yay!) And he drove off a cliff! (boo!&#8230;no, wait&#8230;) But Mark saved him!\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5226"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5229,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5226\/revisions\/5229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}