{"id":5245,"date":"2010-11-20T15:32:52","date_gmt":"2010-11-20T21:32:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5245"},"modified":"2010-11-20T17:59:43","modified_gmt":"2010-11-20T23:59:43","slug":"right-next-to-that-wedding-gown-and-those-invitations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5245","title":{"rendered":"Right next to that wedding gown and those invitations&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;the ugly, irrefutable truth!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5246\" title=\"new-mw3\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/new-mw3.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw3\" width=\"672\" height=\"183\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/new-mw3.jpg 672w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/new-mw3-250x68.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 672px) 100vw, 672px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Still, there&#8217;s a balance of power, and Mary can quickly re-exert her dominance.<\/p>\n<p>Particularly when there&#8217;s the slightest chink in the armor of confidence.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5255\" title=\"not-mw-346\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/not-mw-346.jpg\" alt=\"not-mw-346\" width=\"255\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/not-mw-346.jpg 255w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/not-mw-346-250x176.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 255px) 100vw, 255px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>How <\/em>can she do it? <strong><em>Why<\/em><\/strong> can she do it?\u00a0 Because that&#8217;s just the way Mary Worth rolls!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;the ugly, irrefutable truth! Still, there&#8217;s a balance of power, and Mary can quickly re-exert her dominance. Particularly when there&#8217;s the slightest chink in the armor of confidence. How can she do it? Why can she do it?\u00a0 Because that&#8217;s just the way Mary Worth rolls!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5245"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5256,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5245\/revisions\/5256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}