{"id":5320,"date":"2010-12-07T15:48:48","date_gmt":"2010-12-07T21:48:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5320"},"modified":"2010-12-07T15:48:48","modified_gmt":"2010-12-07T21:48:48","slug":"revenge-is-a-stone-cold-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5320","title":{"rendered":"Revenge is a stone-cold bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kind of like Nancy DeGroot, but with a better, more upbeat personality.<\/p>\n<p>And why does Nancy care if Dirk&#8217;s around? Dirk was romancing Toni Daytona, a woman now involved with her son Brad and who Nancy dislikes&#8230;why not let Dirk and Toni get close again? Maybe this time Dirk&#8217;s abuse will be fatal, and the Toni-as-daughter-in-law nightmare will never happen.<\/p>\n<p>But I digress&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5322\" title=\"new-luann1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/new-luann1.jpg\" alt=\"new-luann1\" width=\"740\" height=\"230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/new-luann1.jpg 740w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/new-luann1-250x77.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kind of like Nancy DeGroot, but with a better, more upbeat personality. And why does Nancy care if Dirk&#8217;s around? Dirk was romancing Toni Daytona, a woman now involved with her son Brad and who Nancy dislikes&#8230;why not let Dirk and Toni get close again? Maybe this time Dirk&#8217;s abuse will be fatal, and the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-no-teens-are-not-funny"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5320"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5323,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5320\/revisions\/5323"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}