{"id":5413,"date":"2010-12-22T16:56:13","date_gmt":"2010-12-22T22:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5413"},"modified":"2010-12-22T17:40:06","modified_gmt":"2010-12-22T23:40:06","slug":"how-come-if-everything-dies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5413","title":{"rendered":"How come if everything dies&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5414\" title=\"new-fw3\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/new-fw3.jpg\" alt=\"new-fw3\" width=\"245\" height=\"185\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Lisa, your pet parakeet, any vestiges of talent you ever might&#8217;ve had, your weener, your cell phone, etc.,<strong><em> WHY AREN&#8217;T YOU DEAD, LES?!?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Actually, this was suggested by CC&#8217;s SquirrelGM&#8230;truly great<em><strong>:<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5417\" title=\"new-fw-2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/new-fw-2.jpg\" alt=\"new-fw-2\" width=\"415\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/new-fw-2.jpg 415w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/new-fw-2-250x108.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 415px) 100vw, 415px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;Lisa, your pet parakeet, any vestiges of talent you ever might&#8217;ve had, your weener, your cell phone, etc., WHY AREN&#8217;T YOU DEAD, LES?!? Actually, this was suggested by CC&#8217;s SquirrelGM&#8230;truly great:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-smell-something-funky"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5413"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5416,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5413\/revisions\/5416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}