{"id":5457,"date":"2011-01-02T14:35:33","date_gmt":"2011-01-02T20:35:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5457"},"modified":"2011-01-02T14:35:33","modified_gmt":"2011-01-02T20:35:33","slug":"ill-have-a-blue-new-years-without-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5457","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll have a blue New Year&#8217;s without you&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Panel 1 of the 1 January 2010 Funky Winkerbean was Les kissing Lisa &#8212; and she was normal colored, not all zombie rotten* and skeletal, like you&#8217;d expect her to be after 10 years.\u00a0 (Yes, Les is effed in the head.)\u00a0 The second panel was him gazing out at the moon while two desperate women had wished to be his New Year&#8217;s snogging buddy.\u00a0 (Yes, they&#8217;re effed in the head, too.)<\/p>\n<p>Still, if Les were by the window, you think it could&#8217;ve been a little more dramatic&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5458\" title=\"new-fw\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-fw.jpg\" alt=\"new-fw\" width=\"535\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-fw.jpg 535w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-fw-250x116.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Since Les is apparently a Time Lord and can zip back and forth (e.g., kissing what appears to be a living, breathing Lisa), maybe he&#8217;s not at a New Year&#8217;s Eve party at all!\u00a0 Maybe he&#8217;s in sunny California, at the most-talked-about wedding of the year in Santa Royale!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5459\" title=\"new-fw1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-fw1.jpg\" alt=\"new-fw1\" width=\"295\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-fw1.jpg 295w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-fw1-250x156.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 295px) 100vw, 295px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>*<\/em><\/strong><strong><em> Major mashup news!<\/em><\/strong> What the world needs is more mashups, and CC&#8217;s faithful curminion Joe Blevins is doing a continuing series based on Ziggy the Zombie = <strong>Zomby! <\/strong>As you might imagine, it&#8217;s a lot funnier than the original:<strong> <\/strong>http:\/\/d2rights.blogspot.com\/search\/label\/Zomby<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Panel 1 of the 1 January 2010 Funky Winkerbean was Les kissing Lisa &#8212; and she was normal colored, not all zombie rotten* and skeletal, like you&#8217;d expect her to be after 10 years.\u00a0 (Yes, Les is effed in the head.)\u00a0 The second panel was him gazing out at the moon while two desperate women [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-smell-something-funky","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5457"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5457\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5460,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5457\/revisions\/5460"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}