{"id":5484,"date":"2011-01-10T15:01:18","date_gmt":"2011-01-10T21:01:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5484"},"modified":"2011-01-10T16:16:29","modified_gmt":"2011-01-10T22:16:29","slug":"drew-is-back-in-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5484","title":{"rendered":"Drew is back in town! Oh, and there&#8217;s PREZZIES!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fathers, hide your daughters!<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s get this party started good and proper!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5485\" title=\"new-mw\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-mw.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw\" width=\"760\" height=\"255\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-mw.jpg 760w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-mw-250x83.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Jeff absconds with his son, and Mary goes to ogle the gifts (undoubtedly planning on taking at least one home for all the &#8220;good advice&#8221; she&#8217;s doled out during this particular story-arc.<\/p>\n<p>But a mysterious envelop is spotted! Who could it be from?!?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5502\" title=\"new-mw1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-mw1.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw1\" width=\"775\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-mw1.jpg 775w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-mw1-250x61.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 775px) 100vw, 775px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fathers, hide your daughters! Let&#8217;s get this party started good and proper! Jeff absconds with his son, and Mary goes to ogle the gifts (undoubtedly planning on taking at least one home for all the &#8220;good advice&#8221; she&#8217;s doled out during this particular story-arc. But a mysterious envelop is spotted! Who could it be from?!?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5484"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5484\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5504,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5484\/revisions\/5504"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}