{"id":5487,"date":"2011-01-06T12:06:28","date_gmt":"2011-01-06T18:06:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5487"},"modified":"2011-03-18T11:10:44","modified_gmt":"2011-03-18T17:10:44","slug":"people-can-be-so-cruel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5487","title":{"rendered":"People can be so cruel&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Ziggy.\u00a0 The ultimate<em> Everyman with the Whole World Conspiring Against Him.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So, he has a bad job (I think), only $10 for dinner, and a hankering for Italian cuisine.\u00a0 Evidently there isn&#8217;t an Olive Garden in Ziggyland, where you can get the endless breadsticks and soup and salad for under 10 bucks, so he goes to his local <em>cucina<\/em> and is mercilessly ridiculed by the waiter.<\/p>\n<p>This has to <strong><em>STOP!<\/em><\/strong>, at least for one day.<strong><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This might be the only time it happens in 2011, Zig, but Happy <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Endings<\/span> New Year.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5488\" title=\"new-ziggy\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-ziggy.jpg\" alt=\"new-ziggy\" width=\"300\" height=\"290\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-ziggy.jpg 300w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-ziggy-250x241.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Ziggy.\u00a0 The ultimate Everyman with the Whole World Conspiring Against Him. So, he has a bad job (I think), only $10 for dinner, and a hankering for Italian cuisine.\u00a0 Evidently there isn&#8217;t an Olive Garden in Ziggyland, where you can get the endless breadsticks and soup and salad for under 10 bucks, so he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics","category-when-correctly-viewed"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5487"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5770,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5487\/revisions\/5770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}