{"id":5547,"date":"2011-01-21T12:35:08","date_gmt":"2011-01-21T18:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5547"},"modified":"2011-01-21T12:35:08","modified_gmt":"2011-01-21T18:35:08","slug":"emptory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5547","title":{"rendered":"Emptory&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5548\" title=\"new-zits2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-zits2.jpg\" alt=\"new-zits2\" width=\"520\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-zits2.jpg 520w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-zits2-250x96.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and pre-emptory strikes:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5549\" title=\"new-zits-2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-zits-2.jpg\" alt=\"new-zits-2\" width=\"965\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-zits-2.jpg 965w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-zits-2-249x49.jpg 249w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 965px) 100vw, 965px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(In other words, lay off the menopause\/tit-bearing\/teen-embarrassing humor. Such as it is. Thank you.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and pre-emptory strikes: (In other words, lay off the menopause\/tit-bearing\/teen-embarrassing humor. Such as it is. Thank you.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-no-teens-are-not-funny"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5547"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5550,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5547\/revisions\/5550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}