{"id":5551,"date":"2011-01-21T12:42:27","date_gmt":"2011-01-21T18:42:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5551"},"modified":"2011-01-21T17:05:39","modified_gmt":"2011-01-21T23:05:39","slug":"youd-think-things-wouldve-improved-because-of-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5551","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;d think things would&#8217;ve improved because of this&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Wally Winkerbean has just gotten a service dog to help him cope with PTSD)&#8230;well, you&#8217;d be wrong.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5552\" title=\"new-fw4\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-fw4.jpg\" alt=\"new-fw4\" width=\"250\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-fw4.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-fw4-223x250.jpg 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Really, really wrong.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5558\" title=\"new-fw5\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-fw5.jpg\" alt=\"new-fw5\" width=\"970\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-fw5.jpg 970w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-fw5-249x48.jpg 249w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 970px) 100vw, 970px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The sad thing is this is very hard to snark &#8212; it&#8217;s nice to see something Good happening to just about anyone in Funkytown (exception, Les).\u00a0\u00a0 Knowing the way things go there, Buddy is going to be hit by a car, or eat some rancid pizza from Montoni&#8217;s, or strike up a friendship with a blue cat&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Wally Winkerbean has just gotten a service dog to help him cope with PTSD)&#8230;well, you&#8217;d be wrong. Really, really wrong. The sad thing is this is very hard to snark &#8212; it&#8217;s nice to see something Good happening to just about anyone in Funkytown (exception, Les).\u00a0\u00a0 Knowing the way things go there, Buddy is going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-smell-something-funky"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5551"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5554,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5551\/revisions\/5554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}