{"id":5572,"date":"2011-01-26T16:05:36","date_gmt":"2011-01-26T22:05:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5572"},"modified":"2011-01-26T23:46:23","modified_gmt":"2011-01-27T05:46:23","slug":"in-social-circles-jeff-we-call-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5572","title":{"rendered":"In social circles, Jeff, we call this&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;&#8230;giving it a rest!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Mary evidently is not interested in a personal electronic reading device.\u00a0 Then again, how silly we are to assume that the lady can&#8217;t take care of herself.<\/p>\n<p>Jeff remains slow on the uptake.\u00a0 Glad he&#8217;s not <em>my<\/em> doctor.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5576\" title=\"not-mw-362\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/not-mw-362.jpg\" alt=\"not-mw-362\" width=\"940\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/not-mw-362.jpg 940w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/not-mw-362-250x49.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 940px) 100vw, 940px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And the gallant fellow he is, Jeff just keeps poking at Mary.\u00a0 Cripes, Cory, think of the money you&#8217;re saving NOT having to pony up for a personal electronic reading device for Mary!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5577\" title=\"new-mw4\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-mw4.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw4\" width=\"985\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-mw4.jpg 985w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-mw4-249x63.jpg 249w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 985px) 100vw, 985px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Or, as Mary speculates, &#8220;That would buy a<strong><em> lot<\/em><\/strong> of batteries!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;&#8230;giving it a rest!&#8221;. Mary evidently is not interested in a personal electronic reading device.\u00a0 Then again, how silly we are to assume that the lady can&#8217;t take care of herself. Jeff remains slow on the uptake.\u00a0 Glad he&#8217;s not my doctor. And the gallant fellow he is, Jeff just keeps poking at Mary.\u00a0 Cripes, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5572"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5572\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5575,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5572\/revisions\/5575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}