{"id":5583,"date":"2011-01-27T11:14:07","date_gmt":"2011-01-27T17:14:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5583"},"modified":"2011-01-27T11:14:07","modified_gmt":"2011-01-27T17:14:07","slug":"slow-but-resourceful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5583","title":{"rendered":"Slow, but resourceful"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We make fun of Jeffy Keane (oh, come on&#8230;it&#8217;s not<em> just <\/em>me!)\u00a0 Maybe it isn&#8217;t all justified, since he&#8217;s supposed to be only three or four years old.\u00a0 I like to think that he&#8217;s merely an incredibly stupid three- or-four-year-old.<\/p>\n<p>Still, there&#8217;s something poignant&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5584\" title=\"new-fc2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-fc2.jpg\" alt=\"new-fc2\" width=\"325\" height=\"374\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-fc2.jpg 325w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-fc2-217x250.jpg 217w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and occasionally, he does show a flash of brillance (or at least, a tendency for self-preservation)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5586\" title=\"new-fc-21\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-fc-21.jpg\" alt=\"new-fc-21\" width=\"340\" height=\"374\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-fc-21.jpg 340w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/new-fc-21-227x250.jpg 227w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 340px) 100vw, 340px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Keep fighting the good fight, Jeffy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We make fun of Jeffy Keane (oh, come on&#8230;it&#8217;s not just me!)\u00a0 Maybe it isn&#8217;t all justified, since he&#8217;s supposed to be only three or four years old.\u00a0 I like to think that he&#8217;s merely an incredibly stupid three- or-four-year-old. Still, there&#8217;s something poignant&#8230; &#8230;and occasionally, he does show a flash of brillance (or at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wheres-the-plug","category-family-circus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5583"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5587,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5583\/revisions\/5587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}