{"id":565,"date":"2008-05-10T07:48:27","date_gmt":"2008-05-10T13:48:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=565"},"modified":"2008-05-10T07:48:27","modified_gmt":"2008-05-10T13:48:27","slug":"too-much-good-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=565","title":{"rendered":"Too much good stuff!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not that there&#8217;s that much inherently hilarious stuff on any given day in the comics.  I just have to quit reading CC, since there&#8217;s so much inspiration there (or at least so much insight that a dullard dope-fiend like Alan the Artist becomes pretty interesting.  Or at least worthy of mocking.).<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, don&#8217;t do drugs. Stay in school.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/not-a3g-111.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-567\" title=\"not-a3g-111\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/not-a3g-111.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"530\" height=\"160\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/not-a3g-111.jpg 530w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/not-a3g-111-250x75.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>For the record, you have never heard Dolly Parton&#8217;s &#8220;I Will Always Love You&#8221; (which used to be a nice love song until it was raped, slaughtered, raped again, and set afire by the crappy warblings of Whitney) until you have heard my friend Gene out-warble Whitney.  It is possible. You will believe a man can <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">fly<\/span> out-melisma the Queen of Melisma.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not that there&#8217;s that much inherently hilarious stuff on any given day in the comics. I just have to quit reading CC, since there&#8217;s so much inspiration there (or at least so much insight that a dullard dope-fiend like Alan the Artist becomes pretty interesting. Or at least worthy of mocking.). Yeah, don&#8217;t do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apt-3-g"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=565"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}