{"id":5694,"date":"2011-02-26T15:26:45","date_gmt":"2011-02-26T21:26:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5694"},"modified":"2011-02-26T15:27:47","modified_gmt":"2011-02-26T21:27:47","slug":"paging-steven-tyler-paging-steven-tyler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5694","title":{"rendered":"Paging Steven Tyler&#8230;paging Steven Tyler&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/atensubmissions.nexiliscom.com\/cgi-bin\/heraldry\/OandA\/oanda_name.cgi?p=Seamus%20mac%20Riain\">Sometimes these things just write themselves (or are written by the actual cartoonists):<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/New-A3G1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5695\" title=\"New A3G\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/New-A3G1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"745\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/New-A3G1.jpg 745w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/New-A3G1-250x60.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 745px) 100vw, 745px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes these things just write themselves (or are written by the actual cartoonists):<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apt-3-g"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5694"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5697,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5694\/revisions\/5697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}