{"id":5716,"date":"2011-03-03T11:22:17","date_gmt":"2011-03-03T17:22:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5716"},"modified":"2011-03-03T11:22:17","modified_gmt":"2011-03-03T17:22:17","slug":"if-you-wont-focus-on-rex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5716","title":{"rendered":"If you won&#8217;t focus on Rex&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;at least fixate on June!<em> ROOOWWWWR!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The Morgans&#8217; office manager has won the $6 million lottery, and her stupid-ass brother Dexter is trying to spend his share in five days or less.\u00a0 Of course this means blabbing it around and causing every slime-creature to crawl out of the woodwork, including this guy, who offered Dex a share in a <strong><em>NUDIE BAR!<\/em><\/strong> All right! (Yes, &#8220;nudie bar&#8221; was actually mentioned verbatim in a strip!)<\/p>\n<p>Berna returns home just in time to turn out the ne&#8217;er-do-well, but the funny thing about ne&#8217;er-do-wells is their knack to capitalize on anything:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-RMMD1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5718\" title=\"New RMMD\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-RMMD1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"655\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-RMMD1.jpg 655w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-RMMD1-250x83.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;at least fixate on June! ROOOWWWWR! The Morgans&#8217; office manager has won the $6 million lottery, and her stupid-ass brother Dexter is trying to spend his share in five days or less.\u00a0 Of course this means blabbing it around and causing every slime-creature to crawl out of the woodwork, including this guy, who offered Dex [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5716"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5716\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5719,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5716\/revisions\/5719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}