{"id":573,"date":"2008-05-11T12:07:40","date_gmt":"2008-05-11T18:07:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=573"},"modified":"2008-05-11T12:07:40","modified_gmt":"2008-05-11T18:07:40","slug":"you-try-to-be-nice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=573","title":{"rendered":"You try to be nice&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and donate non-perishable foods to the annual Letter Carriers Food Drive (like oh-so-nom-nom-nommy pancake syrup and fat-free refried beans), and <em><strong>THIS<\/strong><\/em> is the thanks you get!<\/p>\n<p>(Of course, Mr. bats :[ could&#8217;ve just slipped this in the recycle bin, but <em>no&#8230;..<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/not-keane-postal.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-574\" title=\"not-keane-postal\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/not-keane-postal.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"888\" height=\"1173\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/not-keane-postal.jpg 888w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/not-keane-postal-189x250.jpg 189w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 888px) 100vw, 888px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and donate non-perishable foods to the annual Letter Carriers Food Drive (like oh-so-nom-nom-nommy pancake syrup and fat-free refried beans), and THIS is the thanks you get! (Of course, Mr. bats :[ could&#8217;ve just slipped this in the recycle bin, but no&#8230;..)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-circus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=573"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}